Fun With Words!

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A friend — Sherryl Perry — sent me this list three years ago, and I just found it again because I was updating my “Brush Up on Your Communication Skills” workbook, and I needed a couple of silly quotations at the bottom of two pages.

Yes, I tend to keep everything, and in this case, I’m glad I did!

I hope you enjoy these — and most depend on saying the word, not just reading it.

1. ARBITRATOR

2. AVOIDABLE

3. BERNADETTE

4. BURGLARIZE

5. CONTROL

6. COUNTERFEITERS

7. ECLIPSE

8. EYEDROPPER

9. HEROES

10. LEFT BANK

11. MISTY

12. PARADOX

13. PARASITES

14. PHARMACIST

15. POLARIZE

16. PRIMATE

17. RELIEF

18. RUBBERNECK

19. SELFISH

20. SUDAFED

A cook who leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s

What a bullfighter tries to do

The act of torching a mortgage

What a crook sees with

A short, ugly inmate

Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

What an English barber does for a living

A clumsy Ophthalmologist

What a guy in a boat does

What the robber did when his money bag was full

How golfers create divots

Two physicians

What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

A helper on the farm

What penguins see with

Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

What trees do in the spring

What you do to relax your wife

What the owner of a seafood store does

Brought litigation against a government official