First of all, you can be VERY grateful I only wrote those words in the headline and did not sing them to you. I’m told my singing voice would clear homes of rats in 10 seconds flat . . . if it took that long.
But. It is Friday, I’m posting on the correct day (as opposed to yesterday’s “Wednesday’s Words”), and I have a bunch of wonderful funnies for you!
This one below depends on your knowledge of two funny American sayings about alligators and crocodiles . . .
And my favorite for today, mainly because the town of Sandwich is just south of where I now live near Cape Cod, Massachusetts.
It’s for real, folks!