A friend — Sherryl Perry — sent me this list three years ago, and I just found it again because I was updating my “Brush Up on Your Communication Skills” workbook, and I needed a couple of silly quotations at the bottom of two pages.
Yes, I tend to keep everything, and in this case, I’m glad I did!
I hope you enjoy these — and most depend on saying the word, not just reading it.
10. LEFT BANK
|A cook who leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
What a bullfighter tries to do
The act of torching a mortgage
What a crook sees with
A short, ugly inmate
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
What an English barber does for a living
A clumsy Ophthalmologist
What a guy in a boat does
What the robber did when his money bag was full
How golfers create divots
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
A helper on the farm
What penguins see with
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
What trees do in the spring
What you do to relax your wife
What the owner of a seafood store does
Brought litigation against a government official